Maxwell

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idk i like chipotle?

George Mason University

Twitter: @maxhoss_

IG: paxonearth

Emily

gratefully-dabbed:

this-one-laydi:

look at seth rogan’s face it just screams”I have been chosen”

this is perfect hahaha

gratefully-dabbed:

this-one-laydi:

look at seth rogan’s face it just screams”I have been chosen”

this is perfect hahaha

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

(Source: platwaifu)

tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

(Source: scrotumcoat)

sonofaphroclite:

your dad signing the divorce papers because I rode it so good

sonofaphroclite:

your dad signing the divorce papers because I rode it so good

(Source: fuck-you-coach)

you: hey nice shirt
me: thanks im gay
hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

This has 43 thousand notes and most of them are people asking what the joke is

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

This has 43 thousand notes and most of them are people asking what the joke is

(Source: like-red-ash)

legalmexican:

kylejorden:

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

Or a Gay Whore ?

OMG

legalmexican:

kylejorden:

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

Or a Gay Whore ?

OMG

thefreshprinceofbelarus:

why is there a question mark

thefreshprinceofbelarus:

why is there a question mark

(Source: monicalewinskyofficial)